This breathable tank carries a wink for the science-loving dad: a bold, vintage-style graphic that reads ‘I tell dad jokes periodically’ with a chemistry-inspired periodic table twist. The medium-weight cotton feels substantial yet airy on warm days. Wear it for backyard barbecues, weekend projects in the garage, or lazy afternoons at the lake—the design sparks smiles and starts conversations without trying too hard. The classic fit and ribbed collar hold shape through movement, and the tear-away label keeps the neck itch-free. It’s a relaxed, familiar piece that fits right into hands-on, joke-cracking summers.
Product features:
- Solid colors 100% cotton; select heathers blend cotton/polyester
- Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for breathable comfort
- Classic fit with 1x1 ribbed collar that keeps its shape
- Durable double-needle bottom hem
- Tear-away label for itch-free wear
Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
All items are made to order and typically ship within 2–5 business days after production.
Shipping Options:
- Economy: 4–8 business days (US)
- Standard: 2–5 business days (US) | 10–30 business days (International)
- Priority: 2–3 business days (US) | 3–5 business days (International)
- Express: 2–3 business days (US only, includes production)
Returns & Refunds:
Because every item is custom-made, we do not accept returns or exchanges for wrong size/color or change of mind. If your item arrives damaged or defective, you may request a free reprint or refund within 30 days of delivery — no return needed. For more details, click here.
