Soft, sturdy, and quietly funny — this garment-dyed tee settles into everyday life with the same easy confidence as the person who wears it. The relaxed heavyweight cotton drapes comfortably while the pre-shrunk, tubular knit keeps lines clean and fuss-free. A bold, tongue-in-cheek text design sits center chest, delivering a warm chuckle whether worn at a backyard cookout, walking the dog, or lounging on a slow Sunday. Available in many rich, vintage-like colors, this shirt ages beautifully: the garment-dye process gives each piece a lived-in look and a soft hand that gets better with time. Sizes run from S to 4XL so you can find the fit that feels like you.
Product features:
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed fabric gives a soft, vintage look and texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz) relaxed fit with pre-shrunk construction
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape
- Available in sizes S–4XL and 58 colors with a sewn-in label
Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
All items are made to order and typically ship within 2–5 business days after production.
Shipping Options:
- Economy: 4–8 business days (US)
- Standard: 2–5 business days (US) | 10–30 business days (International)
- Priority: 2–3 business days (US) | 3–5 business days (International)
- Express: 2–3 business days (US only, includes production)
Returns & Refunds:
Because every item is custom-made, we do not accept returns or exchanges for wrong size/color or change of mind. If your item arrives damaged or defective, you may request a free reprint or refund within 30 days of delivery — no return needed. For more details, click here.
